Women Only Mud Run
Kiss Me Dirty race series raises money for cancer research
A Dirty Girl Scout cocktail calls for one part vodka, one part Kahlua coffee liqueur, one part Bailey's and one part white crème de menthe.
Considerably less tasty but nine times more fun are Kiss Me Dirty events, calling for a crowd of thrill-seeking women ready to get filthy for philanthropy.
This female-only event series features a mud-splattered 5k designed for women of all athletic abilities — meaning no angry drill sergeants, spiked barbed wire or blazing fire pits.
Featuring obstacles with double-X chromosome themes, like the Pretty Muddy Stuff (PMS) Mud Pits, courses are designed to make finishers feel rewarded even when slathered head-to-toe in guck.
As an added bonus, $2 from every registration fee gets donated to gynecological cancer research.
Not a lady? Then come along to watch, because that won't be creepy at all and is totally legal! Plus, the post-race party is your chance to get a phone number and/or dirt stained grill from repeated slaps.
Now raise your glass and pucker up — things are about to get dirty.
Kiss Me Dirty Race Series; March 24; $50; Complete list of events here
