Drive a Tank

You could spend this summer hearing your corporate boss say things like, "passion-forward," "brand-juicers" and "innovationating."

Or you could go crush cars in a tank.

So hit up the fine folks at Drive-a-Tank to man a multitude of armored vehicles and avoid a summer sullied by jargon and work (whatever that is).

Your first vehicle: the FV 433 Abbott, on which you'll learn the basics of steering, driving and the all-important "not-dying."

Not dead? Good! Now you're in the FV 432 armored personnel carrier, where the periscope is all you’ll use to navigate a simulated combat-course.

Underwear still clean? Shocking! Because now it’s time to crush some cars in the 120,000 lbs. Chieftain Main Battle Tank, a weapon that saw use in the first Gulf War.

Sadly, the cannons on each vehicle are disabled ...

But not the machine guns that are waiting at a firing range for when you finish.

Now that's what we call opening the bandwidth to push the envelope outside the box!

Drive-a-Tank; Kasota, MN Packages starting at $399