Nationwide Underwear Run
Cupid Undie Run lets you jog in your skivvies for a good cause
Where are our tanning oils? What about the follicle removers with cocoa butter?
We have to look our best for the National Cupid Undie Run, going half monty in six cities across the nation next week!
See, unlike most races, this fun run involves a distinct lack of, ahem, clothing.
And by "run" we mean a leisurely one-mile jog starting and ending in a drinking den packed with barely clothed (or sober) participants.
If the thought of running sans your favorite sweats has you breaking out in cold, well, sweats then know this: The charitable event aims to raise $100,000 for the really, really poorly named Children's Tumor Foundation.
Afraid February weather might curb Cupid's ambitions? Don't worry, the organizers promise the run is happening and neither rain, nor sleet, nor gloom of exposed butt-cheeks can stop it.
Now where's our age-fighting eye cream with aloe Vera and organic honey?
Cupid Undie Run; Feb 11; $30 to register
